The Legend of Captain Yarrface

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Gather round my friends, and I'll tell you of the greatest pirate man
It's me, Captain Yarrface! And this song is all about my life
Are you ready? Here we go

Born in the sea at the age of five
I've drank lots of rum every day of my life
Once I was sailing all around the place
When a giant shark ate my entire face

I punched that stupid great white shark
Right between the eyes
'Cos I am Captain Yarrface
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

Well I didn't have a face and I didn't have a crew
So there was only one thing left to do
I put on a mask, and I started a band
And now I sing songs all across the land

I baked the biggest pie
I killed 100 guys
I've only got one eye
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

We're the greatest pirate band, in the fucking world
All those other pirate bands, make we want to hurl
I'll spew all over Running Wild
I'll vomit on Red Rum
I'll chuck my guts on Swashbuckle
And Alestorm are shit

I baked the biggest pie
I killed 100 guys
I've only got one eye
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

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from Time II: Party, released October 25, 2019

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Rumahoy Buenos Aires, Argentina

Alright little pirate boys and girls...you’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for THE BEST! From the distant seafaring land of Argentina, the legendary pirate metal band RUMAHOY has come to drink your rum, fire your guns, steal your wenches, and party all night long!

Captain Yarrface has just one message for everyone: "WELCOME TO THE SEA!".
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