Time II: Party

by Rumahoy

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Ira Jacobs First album was okay, but this one, holy crap it's fantastic! Hard to choose a favorite. I've selected Cowboys Of The Sea, but Time To Party, Harambe, Poop Deck Party, and The Legend are also REAL DAMN GOOD! Stolen Treasure is comedy gold. Favorite track: Cowboys of the Sea.
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released October 25, 2019

Captain Yarrface - Vocals
Bootsman Walktheplank - Guitars
Cabinboy Treasurequest - Bass
Swashbuckling Pete - Drums

Recorded at LSD-Studio in Lübeck, Germany, Jan-Sep 2019.
Guitars engineered by Poopdecksman Barber.
Additional guitars by Firstmate Katsanevas.
Cover artwork by Justine "Yarr" Malcontento.
Photography by Oceancolonel Vernon.
Videos by Seaman Nageer and Buccaneering Nick.
Produced, Mixed and Mastered by Lasse "Ahoy" Lammert.
www.lasselammert.com

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Rumahoy Buenos Aires, Argentina

Alright little pirate boys and girls...you’ve tried the rest, now it’s time for THE BEST! From the distant seafaring land of Argentina, the legendary pirate metal band RUMAHOY has come to drink your rum, fire your guns, steal your wenches, and party all night long!

Captain Yarrface has just one message for everyone: "WELCOME TO THE SEA!".
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Track Name: Cowboys of the Sea
Alrighty crew, let's go

I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back
With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat
Welcome back Captain Yarrface, that hat looks so good on you
Ya ha ha harr

I have returned from across the waves
Riding my seahorse into the fray
Don't be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small
No it isn't

We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee haw

Sailing the seas of the wild wild west
Digging for treasure on a pirate quest
We've not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe
Keep digging, crew

With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun
We'll eat our beans and we'll drink some rum
I can't handle it captain, my insides are going to burst

We will do just what we please
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea

We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
There's no escaping you're locked in our sights
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight

Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
Cos we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee haw
Track Name: Time to Party
Come on everybody, welcome to the sea
There's a big pirate party for you and for me
The snow is falling, but we don't mind
Jump into our sauna, and there you will find

That we've got the beer, and we've got the rum
So take off your clothes, and fire your gun
We are Rumahoy, this is who we are
So come to our party and we'll all say yarr

Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum
Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum

Huffman's at the party, cooking some meat
Every pirate loves a BBQ treat
We've got a hundred wenches, shackled and chained
We'll force them to party til they go insane

Today is the day, tonight is the night
We're gonna drink rum in the pale moonight (yarr)
It's time to party, it's as real as it gets
I am Captain Yarrface, don't you ever forget

Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum
Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum

Do you know what time it is?

Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum
Time to party on a ship in the sea
Under the cold winter sun
A pirate's life is the life for me
Lets drink a barrel full of rum
Track Name: Treasure Gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum

I've got a gun, it's made out of treasure
When I shoot you in the face, it gives me lots of pleasure
The bullets are diamond and the trigger is gold
It's a really good gun and it's very very old
Bang! Bang! Bang! That's the sound it makes
Valuable gems are the ammo it takes
If you really want to try it, just give me a call
Captain Yarrface says guns for all

Yarr! A treasure gun
It's my favorite weapon
Alright, lets go and
Shoot it at a pirate

Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum

I once knew a man, who lived up a tree
He didn't like my gun, so I shot him in the knees
Now everywhere I go, the people celebrate
When they see my treasure gun, they tell me that it's great
YARR AHOY! All the pirates say
When I start to shoot my gun, they all run away
But don't be afraid, it's really quite fun
Let's fire a hundred bullets from a lovely treasure gun

One shot
Two shots
Three shots
I can't count any higher than three
So I guess it's time for a sing-a-long

Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my treasure gun
Bang! Bang!
I'll shoot you with my gun
Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead
And then I'll eat a loaf of bread
And then I'll sleep inside a bed
And then I'll drink some rum
Track Name: The Legend of Captain Yarrface
Gather round my friends, and I'll tell you of the greatest pirate man
It's me, Captain Yarrface! And this song is all about my life
Are you ready? Here we go

Born in the sea at the age of five
I've drank lots of rum every day of my life
Once I was sailing all around the place
When a giant shark ate my entire face

I punched that stupid great white shark
Right between the eyes
'Cos I am Captain Yarrface
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

Well I didn't have a face and I didn't have a crew
So there was only one thing left to do
I put on a mask, and I started a band
And now I sing songs all across the land

I baked the biggest pie
I killed 100 guys
I've only got one eye
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

We're the greatest pirate band, in the fucking world
All those other pirate bands, make we want to hurl
I'll spew all over Running Wild
I'll vomit on Red Rum
I'll chuck my guts on Swashbuckle
And Alestorm are shit

I baked the biggest pie
I killed 100 guys
I've only got one eye
And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Steal some treasure, Fire a gun
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Captain Yarrface number one
Yo ho and a bottle of rum
Set sail! Drink ale!

Rum! Ahoy! Yarr!
Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!
Track Name: Harambe, the Pirate Gorilla
Harambe

I came from a land where it doesnt snow
Far to the south of the North Congo
Captured by an explorer crew
Imprisioned me in a tiny zoo

Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga
Oogachaga oogachaga set me free

Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew
Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew

Hooks out for Harambe
Hooks out for Harambe
Hooks out for Harambe

I spend all day and night it seems
Swept away in my pirate dreams
Drinking rum straight from the flask
I long to wear a black ski mask

Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga
Oogachaga oogachaga set me free

Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew
Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew

Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga
Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga

Break those chains Harambe
We're coming to get you
Because I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the zoo

Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew
Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle
Greatest animal in the zoo
Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla
If you were alive you could join our crew

Hooks out for Harambe
Hooks out for Harambe
Hooks out for Harambe
Track Name: Poop Deck Party
Alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls
It's time for you to go completely crazy
Are you ready? This is Poop Deck Party

Woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight
Feeling kinda thirsty, some rum would be great
Went up to the deck, looking for a drink
But all I could find was a terrible stink
Poo over here, and poo over there
There is pirate poo everywhere
Gonna clean it up? Nah fuck that
Let's have a poop deck party, and wear a pirate hat

Alrighty, it's time to pick up the shit
And throw it in the air
Here we go

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party

Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!
Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!

Yo ho my name is Captain Chris
I'm about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit
I've been living in the sea for a week or three
So all you landlubbers better listen to me
You know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won't do
Now i've got an epic pirate quest for you
We're gonna party party party party all night long
While Captain Yarrface sings this song

Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
Everybody in the house say yo ho ho
Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!)
Everybody in the house, lets go!

Ha ha ha! Little boy Bowes, that was very good
But now I'll show you how a real pirate does it
Let's go

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party

Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!
Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party!

Poop Deck Party
It's where I want to be
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Poop Deck Party
It's fun for you and me
I am Captain Yarrface
And welcome to the Poop Deck Party
Track Name: The Beer from My Town Is Better Than Yours
I come from a land, far far away
Where we brew great beer every single day
It comes in pints and it's served ice cold
And the recipe to make it is very very old

But today I have come to you shitty little town
And my smile has turned right upside down
Cos they served me a beer and it tastes like piss
I am Captain Yarrface, I can't drink this!

So I believe that you will trust me
When I say that this beer's no better
Than what I produce in my bathtub

The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
And all your women are ugly whores
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

I went to France to drink some beer
It tastes like greasy anal smears
In Germany I quaffed a lot of booze
It reminded me of smelly old shoes

I drank a pint in Eng-er-land
But it was warm and tasted bland
And when I got very drunk in Belgium
I thought I was drinking toilet scum

So I believe that you will trust me
When I say that this beer's no better
Than what I produce in my bathtub

The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
And all your women are ugly whores
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

So I believe that you will trust me
When I say that this beer's no better
Than what I produce in my bathtub
Awww mate it's fucking disgusting

The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
And all your women are ugly whores
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
The beer from my town is better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Cos the beer from my town is better than yours
Track Name: 1000 Years of Dust
I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Where is my crew?
They have been captured by mummies

Set sail!

Set sail for Egypt, sailing down the Nile
Robbing old tombs, that’s Rumahoy's style
We found this old pyramid in an alley downtown
Out the front there were scarab beetles all around

Cabinboy, get the rum, we’ll shoot through that door
Bootsman, prepare for a monstrous roar
Of a curse being unleashed for the first time in an age
Will we find a treasure gun, It’s just to soon to say

As we smashed through that ancient opening
Hieroglyphics be damned

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Where is my crew?
They have been captured by mummies
I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Stranded alone
Glory and treasure are here no more

Searching through the dust, there's no-one to be seen
Nothing left of my crew except this plate of beans
Mummies all around me, crawling down the walls
I hear their incantation, a deadly zombie call

Mummies, zombies, yarr ahoy
Secret, passage, underground
Dusty, chamber
Scarab, beetles, everywhere

Deep in the tomb, I find my crew
Chained up surrounded by mummies
I fire my gun, the mummies explode
Now lets get the hell out of here

Running, from the, zombie tomb
Escape, to the, overground

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Where is my crew?
They have been captured by mummies
I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Where is my crew?

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Where is my crew?
They have been captured by mummies
I have inhaled a thousand years of dust
Stranded alone
Glory and treasure are here no more

My name is Captain Yarrface, and I am the greatest pirate in the whole world
Track Name: Full Mast
We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle
I was chomping down on some glorious cattle
For tonight we were going on a casino crawl
Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all

The first place we went, had an oderous stench
A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench
I hoppped up to her, and winked in her direction
She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection

With that we made haste
Into the night, what a sight
There's more to enjoy
Now lets go, ahoy

Well we drunk, and we danced
With my good eye I glanced
A hotter wench
With my hook at full mast
Such beauty, what a booty
I whipped out my flask
to have a drink
With my hook at full mast

So i ditched that old carp, and put on my hat
I'm Captain Yarrface; I'm better than that
I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied
I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried

To my surprise, she fell at me knees,
Pulled down my pants, and what did she see?
She wasn't impressed, she'd seen it before
Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore

I picked up my hat
My pants and my gun, now lets run
There's more to enjoy
Now lets go, ahoy

Well we drunk, and we danced
With my good eye I glanced
A hotter wench
With my hook at full mast
Such beauty, what a booty
I whipped out my flask
to have a drink
With my hook at full mast

Hold on a second
Somebody's stolen my hat
I'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub
Starting with you
Track Name: Stolen Treasure
Oi you give us your song

Piracy’s a crime, and we like crime
And we steal songs all the time
But I’d rather live my life like this
Than trying to write my own pirate hits

We live each day drinking some booze
Saying ahoy and stealing your tunes
But copyright thieves we must be
So give all your royalties to me

We have gone and stole your song
And if you sue we’ll drink some rum
Your guitar pro to us must go
Cos we are here to say AHOY!

Rum Rum Rum BANG!
Rum Rum Rum BANG!
Rum Rum Rum BANG!

We've sailed very far, for Netflix and Yarr
And told great tales of the Huffman's bar
The Quest for Heritage Digging for Rum
Has shown us the wrath of the Haitian Slam

We Killed all the Trolls to say Ahoy!
Now we're on a Pirateship having no joy
But copyright thieves we must be
So give all your royalties to me

We have gone and stole your song
And if you sue we’ll drink some rum
Your guitar pro to us must go
Cos we are here to say AHOY!

We have gone and stole your song
And if you sue we’ll drink some rum
Your guitar pro to us must go
Cos we are here to say AHOY!

Rum Rum Rum BANG!
Rum Rum Rum BANG!
Rum Rum Rum BANG!

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